Hey kids its me GIZMO!
Welcome to my page. I love to post all of the cool
stuff I have found for you to see.
Q: What did one plate say to the other?
A: Dinners on me
Q: What did the nose say to the finger?
A: Stop picking on me.
Q: Why was the broom late?
A: It over swept!
Q: Why is Basketball such a messy sport?
A: Because you dribble on the floor!